Almost forgot.....
this was DTM's entry for Diana and the Bachelor, before his flat flooded and he had to go stay elsewhere (no internet access so had to pull out).
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Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses
An awards Ceremony, where the Bachelor is to be honoured
My Dress that I designed myself and helped create, it’s more of a gothic look; it’s what I want to dress in so if the Bachelor hates it, he can fudge off back to gays-vile
My Bag that I will be carrying, its new and cost 3000 pounds so if any of them other skanks touch it I will murder them
My Ciggies
Make up, will have goldish eyeliner and purple lipstick because purple always last longer when kissing a guy on his…… well you know what
I suppose as it is the Bachelors night, I’ll bring him a gift
One of the most expensive beers
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A brilliant entry, made me laugh a lot