[waterhog]

ready steady - shoplift

on your marks get set,
please everyone shop lift,
a celebrity chef is not a safe bet,
this smell is going to cause one hell of a rift.
so what is it that is cooking,
is the press going to town,
a formal caution is the booking,
he must feel red raw and full of runny brown.
antony like as all, is suffering,
his restaurant is effected by the recession,
are the majority of us shop lifting buffering,
or is it a deeper matter and in inverted comma's "depression".
the benefit of doubt please,
even if 5 times he has crossed the line,
he could well be ill and this line is not cheese,
i don't think "well" received will be his wine.
i have to end as of my friend,
we are off to the west end for a meal,
antony will want to bring this to a end,
but the stigma wont be dropped when he is paying at any till.


(i feel sorry for this guy but how do you feel ?)