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Old 16-01-2012, 09:29 PM #12
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Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
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