Fleur Teelicious
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Why should the Bachelor pick me Fleur, over those three stunning ladies? How can I speak for the Bachelor? He must make this tough decision alone. He has to be sure he has found the right person, After what I have discovered about the three remaining ladies I would hope that he would pick me, I fear the other three would only be using him to gain some kind of celebrity status, although why I’m a little unsure.
Amber.
I remember the first time I met Amber, I thought OMG she’s going to win this hands down. She’s by far the best looking girl to ever grace my presence and she has a wonderful smile. It was interesting watching her grow; I never thought she would be as spiteful as she has been during this game. I saw her recently bitching about Holly, accusing her of sabotaging Suzy’s evening in with the Bachelor. Apparently Holly changed her music selection and spiked her desert. Thankfully the Bachelor declined his desert that night, which worked out well for both Suzy and the Bachelor.
Holly.
I refuse to believe the lies and gossip that others have said about her I’m 100% sure she isn’t carrying any STDs with her. Although there was that smell…. (Behave Fleur it was probably nothing) and I also don’t believe she spiked Suzy’s desert. I found Holly to be a wonderful confident, someone who I could really open up to. What I hadn’t realised was how she had been using me to get to Suzy. I couldn’t believe she told Suzy I had had those wet dreams about her, the Bachelor and myself. I told her that in confidence. Apparently it came as no surprise to me when I learned that Juliet de Rose was removed from the competition. I can’t prove anything, but I did hear from Amber that Holly had stuffed all Juliet’s knickers with itching powder, the poor girl was in causality all evening as the doctors tried everything in their power to suck everything up from Juliet’s vagina.
Suzy.
Now what a little minx she turned out to be. I have always answered to my first name Fleur and hadn’t realised Titfanny had been doing the rounds. It turned out Suzy had changed my surname during the auditions process. My surname is Teelicious and not Titfanny, if my Mother could see me now. I feel all embarrassed. I’ll not forget that time I stayed up with her all night because she was too embarrassed to go to the hospital. I told her not to shove that pocket vibrator up her backside. It didn’t take long for her bum to swallow the whole damn thing. The lengths I went to that evening to retrieve that vibrator from her backside. I can’t even bring myself to writing down the full details.
On a side note, I feel blessed to be in the semi-finals, with these three beautifully stunning ladies. Yes they have all tried a few dirty tricks, but I can’t really hold that against them. They are very clever young ladies and I don’t know how the Bachelor will be able to pick a winner.
Into every generation she is born: one girl in the entire world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight other contestants, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number.
She is the Bachelor’s chosen one.
Fleur Teelicious XX