[Bollo]

I hate gardening, so tackle the issue by chopping everything down with a saw.

One day I was busily chopping away in a very cavalier fashion when my neighbour popped his head over the fence and passed me a plug in circuit breaker, saying( with a very worried look on his face) ' It might be an idea to use this, love'.

I plugged it in and carried on chopping away, not twenty minutes later...I cut through the cable! If my neighbour had not intervened I would have electrocuted myself, I had to lie down in a dark room for about and hour after that!