[Visage]

I've been offered jobs from Eastenders to appearing on this year's I'm A Celebrity.

I don't fancy the idea of eating kangaroo penis, not when it's a dead one anyway. So I'll make a decisions on that later this month.

In Eastenders they contacted me saying they had created a character just for me Fleur Teelicious. I was very eager to learn more, that was until they said I was going to be shagging dead bodies. They have this new story coming up where one red headed devil starts digging up ex Enders characters. My first shag was going to be Dennis Watts (No not the dirty one) which I knew I could do, but when they mentioned Arthur Fowler and Pete Beale I started to gag!


So I don't know what I will do.

All this talk of dead Kangaroo penis and dead Arthur Fowler's has put me in a right tizz, I can tell ya...