[waterhog]

final five

2 days from the final,
and I hear "hello is it me you are looking for" by Ritchie lionel.
shown the door was the fonz,
I am gutted, lovely Romeo was not 1St 2Nd or bronze.
totally decent, he's been nothing but a gent,
I am angry, and this is my frustration vent.
Nicola also went, but my love was disintegrated,
its shown me what page 3 are, she has humiliated.
the twins need to go first Friday,
that will make BB a real pay day.
followed closely behind by Michael as he is a bore,
this film legend is so clearly a no more.
Denise must be third place,
she is a troubled woman, gone is her grace.
Franky is a kid, but he has got morals,
that's why he is my 2nd, please no quarrels.
and first is the man with no spillage,
it is Gareth the one and only gay in the BB village.
Garth has been nothing but a pleasure,
fun, angry,quiet,decent and a over all treasure.
BB has to be about nice people please,
that's why Garth will win with ease.