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Old 06-02-2012, 06:15 PM #67
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An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "**** off and sunbathe on some stones."
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