After listening to the housemates last night discussing who they would like to be for a week I got to thinking and my choices would be:
Female - the woman who is head of M15 so I can see what is going on in this country and how many lies or truths we are told
Male - the speaker of the house of commons so I could bang my hammer, shout ORDER ORDER and tell the lot of them to stop acting like children or I'll bang their heads together.
Mind in my dreams I would like to take the place of a certain young lady who should be nameless - now what a week that would be
