Patrick: "I was shagging this bird right up the arsehole last night! It was well reem!"
Smithy: "I think I'm in love with Lady GaGa
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Patrick: "I've bummed the **** out of her! It was so sound!"
Karl stumbles in with no clothes on
Smithy: "Karl what happened to you!?"
Karl: "Oh hiya lads, just had seven minutes in heaven with a granny from Bournemouth, oops."
Zee: "I am such a virgin."
Patrick: "I'VE SHAGGED THE BACK OF A KNEE!!!!"