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Old 14-02-2012, 04:34 PM #147
Me. I Am Salman Me. I Am Salman is offline
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For my wonderful valentine Lee, I have bought her confidence!! Whenever your feeling out of touch with your appearance, fret no more, for I have bought you an:
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Instant boob job kit


instant confidence and more eye candy for me *rawrr*




for your second gift I have bought you something which will add some sparkle to your life

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“Grow your own gay best friend” kit


Take him shopping and don’t be too put off if he thinks your bum looks big


I wanted the whole world to know what a gem you are so I got you
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your own newspaper spread

You’re sort of famous now Lee! Your now eligible in the eyes of C5 to be on the next series of Celebrity Big Brother


Despite all these gifts, I know a girl is never happy without
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Shoes! Louis Vitton as well Excuse the feet I was just trying em on cause they were that sexy


And I know Valentines day wouldn’t be complete without
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a candlelit dinner


And finally before we call it a day Lee, I want you to see this. I asked a brilliant musician to write a song dedicated to you and she even filmed a video for it.
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I splashed out on you big time

Happy valentines day Lee
From your beloved valentine, Salman

Last edited by Me. I Am Salman; 14-02-2012 at 04:35 PM.
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