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1. What was my original username?
2. What's interesting about my pet cat?
3. What am I doing in Germany?
4. Who's my favourite music artist?
5. Why do I still use this forum?

Spoiler:

1. Ziola, then changed it to Z, then Zee.
2. She has one eye and her name is Dizzy. LOLSERS! She had two when we named her we're not dicks.
3. Teaching English, improving my German and slamming all the pussy. ALL THE PUSSY!
4. Siobhan Donaghy of Sugababes fame, of course.
5. Because I'm deeply in love with you all, do you all want to move in with me?