You know the tune:
On the twelfth day of Christmas Big Brother sent to me:
12 Fetching Paddys
11 Cooking Pennys
10 Arguing Stuarts
9 Nasty Nazs
8 Dingdong Bubbles
7 Farting Ammas
6 Knackered Joshes
5 Wicked Pauls
4 Crooning Deans
3 Boring Bettys
2 Sparkly Helens
and an evil demon called Brian.
I'm sure you can do much better!!
