I was on holiday once (can't remember where), and I ordered the suckling pig.

It was sliced down the middle, from the tip of the snout to the back. It looked like a Damian Hurst piece.

I couldn't eat it. It's bizarre though, because I knoew full well what i was ordering, but when it was served as an animal instead of food, I couldn't face it anymore. I think I walked out and got a bacon double cheeseburger from burger king.