[waterhog]

i done a poem on this this morning and i dont need to start a thread as someone else has - these are my views but in english - its a sad attempt for a failing actor or what ever he is.



I-phone-Brand

accept it Russell,
everything is crumbling and that's hard alone,
it really is sad and pathetic,
this desperate attempt with the I-phone.
it made you look silly,
a sad game and no other,
you have embarrassed yourself,
more so then on that show big-little brother.
some may say i am jealous,
my envy of your whit and fame is flowing and electrical,
i disagree,
i don't even rate you on your looks for being symmetrical.
i am glad in Hampstead seeing you is rare,
because like the I-phone that is now battered,
you have made me give you publicity,
and i am sure you will be truly flattered.
its all over Russell,
the proof is the comment "saying its some tribute",
Steve Jobs will always be remembered,
but you Russell Brand i will never salute.