[Bollo]

Not a lampost no, but once we were really late for work when my boyfriend (at the time) dropped me off really far away, I was pissed off so I jumped out the car in a strop, tripped and fell into a bush.

My boyfriend said later that he'd wondered where I'd gone cos he looked out the back window to wave and I'd disappeared.

I was picking leaves out of my hair for the rest of the morning...

EDIT: Oh and the same boyfriend once walked into a telephone box when we were walking down the road talking...I pissed myself laughing, but he didn't see the funny side of it...