[waterhog]

Matthew NOT David is on fire not ice

first and foremost,
i must raise the alarm,
because better then dancing on ice,
is Emmerdale farm.
but right up close,
Philip is one pukka cuisine,
he is not complemented by the other one,
that awful daybreak Christine.
week after week is proof,
Matthew is dedicated,
but he has had a little head start,
as on ice he has been previously educated.
you are one nice bloke,
time has been the test,
you Matthew have so much skill,
i crown you the best.
when you dance,
i don't get nervous or alopecia,
its just as comfortable as watching,
you when you are at work along side the great Alicia.
thank you Matthew,
you are fire on ice,
and i so hope you win it,
and it pushes up the value of ITV and Emmerdale's share price.


(he is my winner - he is just like his soap - the best )