Over at briandowling.net Joe came up with 'Win a bold grin' for 'Brian Dowling'.
This inspired me to have a go myself and I came up with the following:
'Brian Dowling' - 'Darling in Bow'
'Brian Dowling - Big Brother Winner' - 'Bright, bolder, winning rainbow'
'Helen Adams - Big Brother Runner Up' - 'Supernormal head-hunting barber'
I'm afraid the most flattering I found for 'Helan Adams and Paul Clarke' was 'Dullards cheek anal apeman' and 'Mad, anal dalek leprechauns'!
