After reading it for like the hundredth time, I've found another bit i like.
Do you ever lie to each other?
H: We don't do we? Well, maybe little white lies like (mimicking Paul)"Is that top new?" "No i've had it ages!"
P And like why once we had 12 wine glasses and now we only have three left, but apparently none got broken.
H:Giggles and hits Paul on the arm) I never drop things you!
P Helen drops approximately five things a day. She breaks stuff all the time.
I could hear every word of this and I laughed out loud in my staff room. Very funny!!!!!!!!
