[Romantic Old Bird]

'I've had it for ages' sounds pretty familiar!


I suspect their real dialogue is far funnier than anything I could create.

I know it's disappointing that marriage seems a pretty distant plan, but it's a very concrete one.

The childrens names are hilarious, and I have to say that Helen shows marginally more restraint than Paul in this department! (By the way, I just KNEW Paul would be a Fifth Element fan!!)

The discussion of wedding dress colours is hilarious, and as I said ages agao, Helen obviously has visions of a rosy romantic glow, whilst Paul has nightmares of Alice and Hugo's wedding, crossed with the Kyle and Chardonnay number in footballers wives!