[Feefs]

Stick, haven't we been through this before? We've all heard of it, but don't actually rate it. If you compared the odds of people in Hello! and celebrity relationships in general they are probably similar. Indeed, if people have managed to stay together long enough to get into Hello! then they are outdoing their showbiz pals.

Now, can you please stop being so miserable and allow us to enjoy this? Thankyou.