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Old 16-10-2006, 02:13 PM #1
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Default Christmas has been cancelled

As reported on the BBC

Well that wraps that up

In other news

Christmas this year has been cancelled as Santa has been declared bankrupt.

All the elves have been made redundant and have lost their pensions as well

Santa was not available for comment, but administrators have reposessed his sleigh. There is concern over the deer, as one spokemen said "Deer of ths type are expensive to house, and some form of euthanisation can not be ruled out."

When asked "what about the children" the chief liquidator of Scrooge and Marley replied "I know there will be a lot of disapointed children out there but they have to learn that life is not fair and the world does not owe their greedy little chops a living, they will have to just lump it"

It is not all doom and gloom as one Rabbi has pointed out, Christmas may have come to an end, but there is still plenty of room to celebrate Hannuka

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