I agree with your conclusions about the paper report itself. Dedicated to publishing rubbish is the name of game as far as the press are concerned.
My own gut feelings however from what I percieve when seeing them on the box is that Nush and Scott won't become an item.
This may sound cruel but I hope they don't as I believe they are poles apart personality wise and it would end up no more than an extended one night stand in which both parties would get hurt.
Nush is bubbly. Scott is not. Scott really is the type of bloke down the pub having a good old slouch with hands glued to pockets of course and the old chessnut boring chat about sport and more sport.
Nush on the other hand is more into taking pleasure from life and not slouching her way through it.
Sorry but that's the way I see them. Nothing remotely resembling Helen and Paul.sadly...Perhaps I'll have to eat my words someday...