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Originally Posted by arista
I am sure he will make it into a Play.
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That would be an amazing play.
Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.
Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k
Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.
Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:
-curtains draw-
Based on a True Story.