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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 23,560
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 23,560
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13 lies people tell in Most Loved
1) "You're on my list too!" - points scroungers.
2) "Aww well done ____ 36th is really good!" - said by those 35th and higher.
3) "I'm just happy to be in the top 50, I'm okay with being 48th." - you're all as competitive as each other, bitches please.
4) "I forgot to nominate!" - don't pretend like you forgot, you couldn't be assed.
5) "I think I'm going to drop a lot this time." - you'll have a bottle of wine and some codeine by your bed on countdown night just in case this actually happens.
6) "I can't believe I'm in the top 50!" - you were going to quit the forum if you didn't make it.
7) "I'm so gutted ____ didn't make it through " - OH REALLY? WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE FOR THEM THEN HMMM? I see your game, all of you.
8) "I didn't vote for ___ because they're not active anymore." - I don't know why you're telling me this in your votes, I just count them, I'm not going to tell anyone 
9) "I gave you my 10 points" - I gave you 4 and you'd better like it.
10) "Aww congrats on [position in top 10 that's lower than mine]" - HAHA I BEAT YOU, PASSIVELY AGGRESSIVELY ACCEPT MY FAKE CONGRATULATIONS!
11) "Aww congrats on [position in top 10 that's higher than mine]" - **** you and everything you stand for
12) "I hope GypsyGoth finally wins this time!" - you all enjoy making her come 2nd and giving your fake pity, you bunch of assholes!!!!!
13) "I can't wait for next time!" - I'd better improve on my position or there will be HELL to pay
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