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Originally Posted by ukturtle
How many wanks do you have in a week?
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87 then on wednesdays I kind of jirate up again the shed so 88
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Originally Posted by Jords
What do you think about when you do a poo?
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Usually just look at the towel on the towel rail and how well they're made
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Originally Posted by Shaun
 stop reading the Daily TiBBor - it's all nonsense.
Nathan, would you hack the phone of a gerbil? |
What do you take me for? Seriously
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Originally Posted by Harry!
What is your fave toilet roll colour?
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Burgundy
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Originally Posted by bbfan1991
Which females would you Marry, Snog or Avoid?
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I would marry Josy, I would snog a cat and I'd avoid Josy
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Originally Posted by Doogle
How long does it take you on average to have a piss?
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Roughly 23.842 seconds
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Originally Posted by Mollie.
If you had to perform an autopsy on a live badger for £1,000,000 would you say yes?
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This is a tough one i've been asked plenty of times in the past, perhaps, perhaps not, depends on my mood, depends if the badger looks as me as if I'm a piece of dirt or not