[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by alphanull

well thank christ I saved this 100% accurate chatlog dated a few hours back.

• Shaun: ayo, alpha is the hippest cat, don't you agree, fellow moderator?
  (othermod): bro, he's so ill it makes me sick, kinda can't believe such an amazing guy came into our otherwise dull lives
  (othermod): it really does just blow my mind
  Nathan: i'd go gay for his lowercase a, busting a nut in a guy is ok, when hes so cool, you'll look the fool, for not gettin down
  Nathan: in your best gown, and hanging out with the coolest kid in ******** town
  alphanull: damn i'm slick

you should all come hop on now, infact

that was beautiful im crying