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Originally Posted by ukturtle
Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Old cat lady niamh scared them so they all came to you
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Originally Posted by ukturtle
What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
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idk, punch him in the face and tell him to stop
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Originally Posted by Black Dagger
Every time, they are near?
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wat
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Originally Posted by Black Dagger
Why is water wet?
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Wetness is here synonymous with 'clingingness' - water wets because it clings. Water, of course, is molecularly H 2 O and this compound of hydrogen and oxygen is electrically neutral. However, there are also in water many free charged hydroxyls (-OH-, negatively charged) and hydrogen ions (H+ positively charged). These charged particles retain the ability to attract other charged particles (with the opposite charge) just as magnets do. In this way they stick or cling, involving other neutral H 2 O molecules at the same time. If water was made up entirely of neutral particles it would not cling, or wet, because the component elements would 'prefer' to stick to each other rather than to make bonds with other substances.
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Originally Posted by kizzy
what colour are karma chameleons when they are slightly amused?
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green
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Originally Posted by Ammi
Other than Lady Gaga which celebrity would you most like to meet?
If you could have a date with Lady Gaga, where would you take her?
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omg yay an actual question
Urm probably Jennifer Lawrence, because she's just generally amazing
To an Italian Restaurant
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Originally Posted by ukturtle
If you could poke GaGa (with your finger), where would you poke her?
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In the ass (cheek

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Originally Posted by Niamh.
What is your pokerface like?
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Brilliant
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Originally Posted by bbfan1991
Have you visited Birmingham and if so, what did you think? 
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I have never been, but I changed train at the underground station and it was kinda grungy
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Originally Posted by ukturtle
Do you wish you had a little donkey?
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Yes, I would ride it to work