[Stu]

I'm confused by this prevailing myth that I started up in some magical, Hogwarts-esque university. I simply fell in love, became a wino, moved out of home and transformed into a devastating cliche.

And yeah, obviously, having such decorated luminaries as Michael21 morph into reigning board king and de facto poster child have not exactly helped things.

But hey, life sucks and then you die. That's it. We're all going to die.