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Old 04-05-2012, 05:42 PM #9
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Originally Posted by Niamh. View Post
Why must you go?
Because I'm not a person to be rooted down yet. I get bored very easily, so need adventure, besides I need to dedicate my time on my writing also.

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Originally Posted by michael21 View Post
what will you miss about the UK
Hmmm, tough. I'll miss the general comfort you get from being in your own country, and the countryside. That's about it.

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Originally Posted by Bollo View Post
Would you rather..

1. Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable)
2. Every piece of music you listened to got converted into Thrash Metal by your earholes

?
Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable). It would be hard, but I need my music more than I need dairy.

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Originally Posted by Marc View Post
Why are you breaking all our hearts
Because I'm a ****.

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Originally Posted by Jordan. View Post
Why Did Niamh steal my one and only question?
Because she's a ****.

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Originally Posted by Bollo View Post
Dairylea Triangles or Kraft cheese slices?
Cheese slices, they go great in bbq burgers.

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Originally Posted by Bollo View Post
Lamb Chopper or Mutton Button?
Lamb Chopper.

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Originally Posted by Bollo View Post
Stinking Bishop or Drunken Goat?
Stinking Bishop.

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Originally Posted by Dezzy View Post
When are you gonna pay child support, you cad.
I'm not, you desperate little ho. I was tricked into fatherhood.

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Originally Posted by Black Dagger View Post
Why have you knocked up Niamh, knowing full well you were running away to NZ?
Because she needs a reminder of me, and it gives her another excuse not to do some work.
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate
Niamh is younger than me and far more beautiful

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