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Originally Posted by Niamh.
Why must you go? 
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Because I'm not a person to be rooted down yet. I get bored very easily, so need adventure, besides I need to dedicate my time on my writing also.
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Originally Posted by michael21
what will you miss about the UK
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Hmmm, tough. I'll miss the general comfort you get from being in your own country, and the countryside. That's about it.
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Originally Posted by Bollo
Would you rather..
1. Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable)
2. Every piece of music you listened to got converted into Thrash Metal by your earholes
?
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Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable). It would be hard, but I need my music more than I need dairy.
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Originally Posted by Marc
Why are you breaking all our hearts 
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Because I'm a ****.
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Originally Posted by Jordan.
Why Did Niamh steal my one and only question?
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Because she's a ****.
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Originally Posted by Bollo
Dairylea Triangles or Kraft cheese slices?
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Cheese slices, they go great in bbq burgers.
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Originally Posted by Bollo
Lamb Chopper or Mutton Button?
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Lamb Chopper.
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Originally Posted by Bollo
Stinking Bishop or Drunken Goat?
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Stinking Bishop.
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Originally Posted by Dezzy
When are you gonna pay child support, you cad.
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I'm not, you desperate little ho. I was tricked into fatherhood.
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Originally Posted by Black Dagger
Why have you knocked up Niamh, knowing full well you were running away to NZ?
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Because she needs a reminder of me, and it gives her another excuse not to do some work.