Thread: Helenisms
View Single Post
Old 09-08-2003, 09:42 AM #4
Romantic Old Bird Romantic Old Bird is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178


Romantic Old Bird Romantic Old Bird is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178


Default

After listening to Helen chatter on chirpily about her hectic hairdressing/dancing schedule for several minutes whilst washing up together..

Paul: Do you run on batteries?

Helen: (looking totally baffled) battrys?

or

Helen: Does the Queen have blue blood?

Helen: We don't have stalkers in Wales
Romantic Old Bird is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote