[waterhog]

winter to last till June DAILY EXPRESS 5.5.12

don't get out of the paddling pool,
we must not even do the races at the derby,
forget the shrimps,
i am going to return my disposal barbe.
its going to be harsh,
June is not going to be flaming,
is this a fake headline,
the daily express we can be blaming.
today is the 5 of May,
and blow me down today's forecast was wrong,
they clearly said dry today,
and the rain was actually quite strong.
did you want more,
i don't have a "pudding" but proof,
they said last year was going to be a sizzler,
it was so wet, in nearly caved my roof.
Daily Express paper would you help,
my poem please publish with all my pleasure,
because i may not no about poetry,
but you certainly don't have a clue about the weather.

(with out sounding rude - i am not falling for it this year - i am simply not listening to the weather people as they no as much as me - zero - thats why i am going to wake up and what ever god gives i will deal with - as they always get god messaged mixed up or back to front ? - or am i being harsh ? are they nearly right and just slightly wrong on most days ?)