Thread: Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast?
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:34 PM #22
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What sort of bellend would brush their teeth before a meal?

I'm sorry but;

1. You're going to get your teeth dirty again
I presume you brush your teeth straight after EVERYTHING else you eat then.

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2. Your breakfast will taste like Colgate.
Better than that awful taste you get in your mouth when you wake up. Anyway I wait for a bit before eating breakfast so it does not taste like toothpaste.
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