If you're ever bored, there're plenty of products available on Amazon - not to purchase, but to peruse the customer reviews of. TiBB's had its run-ins with these in the past - I recreated a stock photographic print of
a woman rejecting a plate of food and then we all went a bit loopy over the reviews for a
canvas print of Paul Ross (omfg. "20 inches of total nirvana".)
Here're some others.
Barrettine Methylated Spirit (500ml)
Aluminium Foil 18" (450mm x 75m)
Gentleman's Ball Scratcher
T-Shirt of three wolves baying at the moon
Post others