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Originally Posted by Pyramid*
It's in the rule book Kizzy that when they turn 18, you are allowed to beat them viciously into a pulp.
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Yes parents could write everything down in a 'smack book' and on their 18 birthday let em have it...
THATS for when you cut holes in your curtains
THATS for when you drew on the front door in permanant marker
THATS for going missing for 2 hours when you were 7 and ageing me 10 years
THATS for telling your brother the hedgehogs left him on our doorstep
THATS for googling tits and bums and blaming your brother so he got a smack when it was you.....