100% inspired by the thread about
'urinating outside'.
For those who drive: and have found themselves stuck on country roads/motorways that stretch for miles and there is a massive traffic jam / accident / hold up - those ones that you are stuck in a tailback for hours, moving about 100metres every hour....- especially in the case of a motorway.
Suddenly you realise that you have serious
'gut rot' (ie: you need the services of a loo...and a whole lot of toilet tissue.... within the next 30 seconds). What the hell do you do there!
Cars are bumper to bumper for miles: moving nowhere, stuck in the middle of the motorway with no services or facilities within miles.
Now ....... how do you deal with that one? !!!
Just let it go, or run out, abandon the car, and run as far as you can get in those 30 seconds before your 'arse collapses!'.
