My friends a vegetarian for animal rights reasons yet when questioned he didnt know what PETA was. He thought i was talking about a person. I also caught him eating a sausage in batter once

was like catching him having sex or something, the guilt on his face.
I like some vegetarian stuff but i honestly think they need to get their own food names like back should be fake-on and once i even saw vegetarion duck, it was shaped in the form of a cooked duck...Whats the ****ing point?
If its not meat then dont name it after meat. GET YOUR OWN ****ING NAMES