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Originally Posted by Karl
no i am completely serious
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Cool, I'm just hacked off with these producers, they give you false hope, its like fantasing about the fittest, bubble butt woman you can think of, then you meet that woman. You go on a few dates with her, wine and dine her arse until you aint got a pot to piss in. Your mates keep asking you, have you 'hit it yet' you keep making excuses as to why you haven't, then she calls you over for 'dinner' you get all excited, thinking in your head.... This is it, This is it. You spray yourself with the finest Issey Miyake aftershave money can buy, have the freshest garments you could find. Pack your 'jimmy hats' just in case, get there early, she invites you in, then suddenly she breaks it to you.... ' I think we should just be friends' ....... And all you can do, is just feel devestated.