[Stu]

It's such a dreadfully boring series of games. The gameplay and aesthetic of the first one blew me away and Chaos Theory achieved the technological apex of the original Xbox and was very tight but good lord.

I fall asleep even thinking about another Splinter Cell and it's exciting new story that involves chasing down El Goto/Bosto Russianguy/THE GUYS YOU WORKED FOR! for the sake of intelligence/some laptop etc etc etc.