Sorry to hear about this

As someone who's been burgled myself I know what you mean. It happened years ago now in 93 but it's still bad. We arrived back at 3.00am from Tenerife to find the bloody place ransacked. I could have killed em, they knicked the telly the video and had the bloody cheek to put all the stuff in the car and swiped that as well. We got the car back minus the battery of course after they'd dumped it. The really weird thing to come out of it was when the Police came around my brother knew the girl on the other end of the radio.

because she recognised our name. It wasn't the best time to catch up on old friends. The copper told her there's two blokes standing here with tans that are now as white as sheets.

Don't you just love the Police's dark sense's of humour.

It must have looked funny, I can laugh now but at the time I wasn't bloody amused.