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'When his woman had her legs wide open, and one leg was on the wall and one leg was wrapped around my neck and he was licking her fanny'



Genius. I still loved it that night Saskia/Maxwell were in bed making noises and he was like 'when will this ordeal be over so we can all get some sleep', then Maxwell got up and threw water over him and was like 'how about this for a fackin' ordeal' and then he came out with the ultimate classic 'well at least one of us got wet tonight and it wasn't Saskia!'