Sorry but I can not see any of the companies like MTV waiting. They are not charities.
I suspect in a few weeks or months time, Nush will be having to hobble to the Job centre to sign on. There they will not believe she is unfit for work.
I remember that a job centre in 1993 told a lady who had been on long term sick that she could get work as a nude model at the local art college.
Oh and the mugger will get a nice expenses paid holiday to Africa because of how he had a deprived upbringing