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Old 17-06-2012, 11:24 PM #7
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Originally Posted by The Mockinator View Post
This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.
Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father.

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day.
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