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My headlines would be:

"McDonalds wants Becky to promote their products"
"Germany's prime minister Angela Merkel wants to give HM Benedict a medal of honour for speaking about how sexually free her nation is"
"The Queen of England is visiting Jersey this week to show support for HM Lauren"
"India's prime minister calling David Cameron in fears of another bullying case against Deana as it happened with Shilpa in CBB"
"Ashleigh's parents ashamed of her behaviour in the BB house"