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Originally Posted by rinkydinkpanther
most women Ive met can turn on the crocodile tears like a tap, how do you tell when its genuine?
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Run an experiment...
Line up all the women you know and complete the following tests:
1) Show them a new born baby
2) Kick a puppy
3) Tell them a tale from your childhood
4) Cut up one of their shopping loyalty cards
5) Tell them that they are "the one"
6) Ask them are the really going to wear
that tonight...
If you are still alive at the end, look for the one still crying over the puppy - shes the only one that isn't crying crocodile tears!
Got to run now...lots of very angry women are looking at me with unblinking eyes!
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