Mr Paul Clarke
Can it REALLY be you after all this time??
I feel, as your number one fan you could at least have waited until I was ONLINE!

You are most EXTREMELY welcome!!
Words (almost) fail me....
You have inspired me to prose (please take with the affection it has been written)
I would just like to tell you that you are still, and always will be as far as I am concerned, absolutely and totally STONKING!!




Am just going to lie down in a darkened room...............