I do respect Paul's desire to be private.
BUT you know what , just on this occasion it would be so nice if he sent a message especially for us on TIBB back via Stuart.
I wonder if he realises how much we have campaigned to keep Helen on our screens with endless emails, and Feefs and I gave Channel 5 a real run for their money about keeping Paul on.
AND we have never forgotten them, and we love them.
It would be lovely to get a little special feedback from him, even if he won't post himself. Nothing about their private life, just a hello.
And, has he read the stories? (Purely selfish of course). If they like Alistair McGowan, I hope they like the ROB spoofs too!
So Stuart, if you have a quick look beforehand, pleease ask for a message for his/their loyal fans!!
As for the imposter. I have my suspicions of course. Pity their life is so empty that they have to resort to it. You have to feel sorry for them really:
1. Because they have nothing better to do
2. Because their attempts at parody are so poor. Only enthusiasm and hope clouded my judgement momentarily. However, I stand by my eulogising, Mr Clarke is just fan-bloody-tastic!!