[johnx]

Connor-Adam's very tactile.
Caroline-You mean he's always touching you?
Connor-No-he's really into tactics.
Caroline-(confused)Tactile means touching someone.
Connor-Er,he's very tactical then.

Becky-Is table tennis in the Olympics?
Luke S-(Incredulous) Are you serious???
Becky-Well I dont know...
Luke S-Course it isnt!

Benedict-This task will be a test of housemate's levels of comformity.
Luke S-Whats conformity mean???

Chris-"We need food-Were cannibals!"

"Your guys are my stones in here."

"Food is money in this place."

"Once a week I eat an onion like an apple,with some tomato sauce.It keeps you healthy.My grandad told me about it."