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Old 05-07-2012, 09:29 AM #11
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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Spoiler:

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.


How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Spoiler:

Grapes are purple.


What did Jane say when he she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Spoiler:

“Look, here come the grapes!” (She was color blind.)


How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you’re color blind?
Spoiler:

Dance on it for a while. If you don’t get any wine, it’s an elephant.


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