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Old 08-07-2012, 07:20 PM #17
Omah Omah is offline
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Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
Spoiler:

A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
Spoiler:

A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Spoiler:

A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
Spoiler:

A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
Spoiler:

A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.
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